Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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