Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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