The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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