Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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