All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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