Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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