Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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