i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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