Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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