why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize