Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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