i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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