She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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