I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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