If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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