3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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