It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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