Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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