I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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