Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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