My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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