apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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