absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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