if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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