At least make sure they are 18
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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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