Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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