I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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