either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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