I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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