Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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