For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My life is pants optional.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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