Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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