belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
send nudes
from the living room?
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