It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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