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I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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