Welp...herpes.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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