just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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