One girl and one boy is just not enough.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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