What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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