that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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