I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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