READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You can't motorboat a personality
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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