im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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