some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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