I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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