you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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