Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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