I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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