Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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