Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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