So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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