I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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